{"product_id":"funny-excuse-wallet-cards-novelty-prank-gag-gifts","title":"Funny Excuse Wallet Cards – 6 Novelty Prank Styles","description":"\n\u003c!-- WOWVIO | Funny Excuse Wallet Cards --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Scoped storefront layout with original SVG artwork --\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n#wowvio-funny-wallet-cards{\n  --fw-ink:#575471;\n  --fw-text:#7a7891;\n  --fw-line:#e9e5ef;\n  --fw-purple:#b8a9df;\n  --fw-blue:#aecce8;\n  --fw-pink:#e8c0d6;\n  --fw-mint:#acdbce;\n  max-width:920px;\n  width:100%;\n  margin:0 auto;\n  padding:12px 0 28px;\n  font-family:inherit;\n  color:var(--fw-text);\n  line-height:1.65;\n  box-sizing:border-box;\n  overflow-wrap:anywhere;\n}\n#wowvio-funny-wallet-cards *,\n#wowvio-funny-wallet-cards *:before,\n#wowvio-funny-wallet-cards *:after{\n  box-sizing:border-box;\n}\n#wowvio-funny-wallet-cards h3{\n  margin:0 0 14px;\n  color:var(--fw-ink);\n  font-size:1.45rem;\n  font-weight:800;\n  line-height:1.3;\n}\n#wowvio-funny-wallet-cards p{\n  margin:0 0 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border-top:1px solid var(--fw-line);\n  color:#7970a8!important;\n  font-size:14px!important;\n  font-weight:800;\n  text-align:center;\n}\n@media(min-width:601px){\n  #wowvio-funny-wallet-cards{\n    padding:20px 0 30px;\n  }\n  #wowvio-funny-wallet-cards h3{\n    font-size:1.7rem;\n  }\n  #wowvio-funny-wallet-cards .fw-hero{\n    flex-direction:row;\n    text-align:left;\n    padding:28px 25px;\n    gap:20px;\n  }\n  #wowvio-funny-wallet-cards .fw-hero-title{\n    font-size:21px;\n  }\n  #wowvio-funny-wallet-cards .fw-card{\n    padding:18px;\n  }\n  #wowvio-funny-wallet-cards .fw-card strong{\n    font-size:15px;\n  }\n  #wowvio-funny-wallet-cards .fw-card p{\n    font-size:13px;\n  }\n  #wowvio-funny-wallet-cards .fw-section{\n    padding:20px 21px;\n  }\n  #wowvio-funny-wallet-cards .fw-use{\n    padding:13px 12px;\n  }\n  #wowvio-funny-wallet-cards .fw-uses{\n    grid-template-columns:repeat(4,minmax(0,1fr));\n  }\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv id=\"wowvio-funny-wallet-cards\" data-wowvio-owner=\"Wowvio\" data-wowvio-product=\"funny-excuse-wallet-prank-cards\"\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eLooks Official. Says Something Completely Unofficial. 😂\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- HERO --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fw-hero\"\u003e\n  \u003cspan class=\"fw-hero-icon\"\u003e\n    \u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 72 72\" fill=\"none\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" aria-hidden=\"true\" data-wowvio-svg=\"wow-fpwc-hero-01\"\u003e\n\n      \u003crect x=\"9\" y=\"18\" width=\"49\" height=\"36\" rx=\"7\" fill=\"#e7dff5\" stroke=\"#ac9ed1\" stroke-width=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/rect\u003e\n\n      \u003crect x=\"17\" y=\"11\" width=\"46\" height=\"36\" rx=\"7\" fill=\"#f5f7ff\" stroke=\"#adb9d7\" stroke-width=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/rect\u003e\n\n      \u003crect x=\"23\" y=\"18\" width=\"15\" height=\"12\" rx=\"3\" fill=\"#c7e8da\"\u003e\u003c\/rect\u003e\n\n      \u003cpath d=\"M44 21H56M44 27H53M23 37H54\" stroke=\"#a7a8c4\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n\n      \u003ccircle cx=\"49\" cy=\"53\" r=\"9\" fill=\"#fff5fa\" stroke=\"#ddb6d2\" stroke-width=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/circle\u003e\n\n      \u003cpath d=\"M45 52H53M46 57Q49 60 52 57\" stroke=\"#bb8cb2\" stroke-width=\"1.8\" stroke-linecap=\"round\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n\n      \u003cpath d=\"M8 8V13M5.5 10.5H10.5\n               M63 58V64M60 61H66\" stroke=\"#9acfc1\" stroke-width=\"1.7\" stroke-linecap=\"round\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n    \u003c\/svg\u003e\n  \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv\u003e\n    \u003cspan class=\"fw-kicker\"\u003e\n      Funny Wallet Card Collection\n    \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n    \u003cspan class=\"fw-hero-title\"\u003e\n      Pull It Out of Your Wallet.\n      Wait for the Reaction.\n    \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      A playful collection of\n      parody-style wallet cards\n      featuring funny excuse\n      designs and unexpected\n      printed jokes.\n      Choose from six\n      novelty styles.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- QUICK BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fw-benefits\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"fw-benefit\"\u003e\n    6 Joke Styles\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"fw-benefit\"\u003e\n    Wallet-Style Format\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"fw-benefit\"\u003e\n    Funny Gag Gift\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- INTRO --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\n  Some cards are useful.\n  These are mostly useful\n  for making your friends\n  stop and read twice.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\n  Choose a printed joke card\n  that matches your sense\n  of humor and keep it\n  ready for a casual,\n  lighthearted reveal.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- FEATURES --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fw-grid\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"fw-card\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan class=\"fw-card-icon\"\u003e\n      \u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" aria-hidden=\"true\" data-wowvio-svg=\"wow-fpwc-icon-02\"\u003e\n\n        \u003crect x=\"3\" y=\"5\" width=\"18\" height=\"14\" rx=\"3\" stroke=\"#a6a0d1\" stroke-width=\"1.7\"\u003e\u003c\/rect\u003e\n\n        \u003cpath d=\"M7 9H15M7 13H12\" stroke=\"#9fc5bd\" stroke-width=\"1.6\" stroke-linecap=\"round\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n\n        \u003ccircle cx=\"17\" cy=\"14\" r=\"2\" fill=\"#e9b6d1\"\u003e\u003c\/circle\u003e\n      \u003c\/svg\u003e\n    \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n    \u003cstrong\u003eWallet-Style Novelty Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Compact card-style designs\n      that are easy to tuck\n      into a wallet, purse\n      or small gift.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"fw-card\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan class=\"fw-card-icon\"\u003e\n      \u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" aria-hidden=\"true\" data-wowvio-svg=\"wow-fpwc-icon-03\"\u003e\n\n        \u003crect x=\"3\" y=\"3\" width=\"11\" height=\"8\" rx=\"2\" stroke=\"#a69dd0\" stroke-width=\"1.6\"\u003e\u003c\/rect\u003e\n\n        \u003crect x=\"10\" y=\"8\" width=\"11\" height=\"8\" rx=\"2\" stroke=\"#a5c4e0\" stroke-width=\"1.6\"\u003e\u003c\/rect\u003e\n\n        \u003crect x=\"4\" y=\"14\" width=\"11\" height=\"8\" rx=\"2\" stroke=\"#a4d3c4\" stroke-width=\"1.6\"\u003e\u003c\/rect\u003e\n      \u003c\/svg\u003e\n    \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n    \u003cstrong\u003eSix Different Joke Styles\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Pick from six\n      parody-inspired\n      designs, including\n      different printed\n      excuse card looks.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"fw-card\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan class=\"fw-card-icon\"\u003e\n      \u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" aria-hidden=\"true\" data-wowvio-svg=\"wow-fpwc-icon-04\"\u003e\n\n        \u003ccircle cx=\"12\" cy=\"12\" r=\"9\" stroke=\"#b0a1d6\" stroke-width=\"1.7\"\u003e\u003c\/circle\u003e\n\n        \u003cpath d=\"M8 10V10.5M16 10V10.5\" stroke=\"#779ab9\" stroke-width=\"2.5\" stroke-linecap=\"round\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n\n        \u003cpath d=\"M7.5 15Q12 20 16.5 15\" stroke=\"#a1cdb8\" stroke-width=\"1.8\" stroke-linecap=\"round\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n      \u003c\/svg\u003e\n    \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n    \u003cstrong\u003eMade for Reactions\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Let your friends\n      notice the card,\n      take a second look\n      and discover the joke.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"fw-card\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan class=\"fw-card-icon\"\u003e\n      \u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" aria-hidden=\"true\" data-wowvio-svg=\"wow-fpwc-icon-05\"\u003e\n\n        \u003crect x=\"4\" y=\"9\" width=\"16\" height=\"12\" rx=\"2\" stroke=\"#a8a0d2\" stroke-width=\"1.7\"\u003e\u003c\/rect\u003e\n\n        \u003cpath d=\"M3 9H21V6H3V9M12 6V21\" stroke=\"#a2c8bb\" stroke-width=\"1.6\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n\n        \u003cpath d=\"M12 6C7 6 8 2 10 3L12 6\n                 M12 6C17 6 16 2 14 3L12 6\" stroke=\"#e0adc9\" stroke-width=\"1.6\" stroke-linecap=\"round\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n      \u003c\/svg\u003e\n    \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n    \u003cstrong\u003eEasy Little Gag Gift\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      A lighthearted extra\n      for birthdays,\n      party exchanges\n      or friends who\n      enjoy novelty items.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- SIX STYLES --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fw-section\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"fw-heading\"\u003e\n    Choose Your Joke — 6 Styles\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"fw-styles\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"fw-style\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"fw-style-num\"\u003e01\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cstrong\u003eGold Autism Excuse Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"fw-style\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"fw-style-num\"\u003e02\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cstrong\u003eGold Autism Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"fw-style\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"fw-style-num\"\u003e03\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cstrong\u003eBlack Autism Excuse Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"fw-style\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"fw-style-num\"\u003e04\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cstrong\u003eAutism Excuse Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"fw-style\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"fw-style-num\"\u003e05\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cstrong\u003eADHD Excuse Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"fw-style\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"fw-style-num\"\u003e06\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cstrong\u003eHungry Excuse Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0 0;font-size:11.5px\"\u003e\n    Select your preferred card style\n    from the product options before ordering.\n    Printed wording and artwork vary by style.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- HOW TO ENJOY --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fw-section\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"fw-heading\"\u003e\n    Pick. Reveal. Laugh.\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"fw-steps\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"fw-step\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"fw-step-num\"\u003e1\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cstrong\u003ePICK\u003c\/strong\u003e\n      \u003cspan\u003e\n        Choose your\n        favorite printed\n        card design.\n      \u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"fw-step\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"fw-step-num\"\u003e2\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cstrong\u003eREVEAL\u003c\/strong\u003e\n      \u003cspan\u003e\n        Show it in a\n        suitable, casual\n        setting.\n      \u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"fw-step\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"fw-step-num\"\u003e3\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cstrong\u003eLAUGH\u003c\/strong\u003e\n      \u003cspan\u003e\n        Enjoy a\n        lighthearted\n        joke together.\n      \u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- GIFT IDEAS --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fw-section\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"fw-heading\"\u003e\n    Perfect for a Little Harmless Fun\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"fw-uses\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"fw-use\"\u003e🎁 Friend Gifts\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"fw-use\"\u003e🪪 Wallet Jokes\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"fw-use\"\u003e🎂 Birthday Extras\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"fw-use\"\u003e🎉 Party Gifts\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"fw-use\"\u003e🎄 Stocking Stuffers\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"fw-use\"\u003e😄 Casual Humor\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"fw-use\"\u003e📦 Gag Gift Boxes\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"fw-use\"\u003e🃏 Novelty Collections\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- PRODUCT DETAILS --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fw-section\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"fw-heading\"\u003e\n    Product Details\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"fw-spec\"\u003e\n    \u003cstrong\u003eProduct Type\u003c\/strong\u003e\n    \u003cspan\u003eNovelty Wallet Card\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"fw-spec\"\u003e\n    \u003cstrong\u003eDesign Theme\u003c\/strong\u003e\n    \u003cspan\u003eFunny Excuse \/ Parody Card\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"fw-spec\"\u003e\n    \u003cstrong\u003eFormat\u003c\/strong\u003e\n    \u003cspan\u003eWallet-Style Card\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"fw-spec\"\u003e\n    \u003cstrong\u003eAvailable Styles\u003c\/strong\u003e\n    \u003cspan\u003e6\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"fw-spec\"\u003e\n    \u003cstrong\u003eStyle Selection\u003c\/strong\u003e\n    \u003cspan\u003eChoose Your Preferred Design\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"fw-spec\"\u003e\n    \u003cstrong\u003ePurpose\u003c\/strong\u003e\n    \u003cspan\u003eNovelty, Humor \u0026amp; Gifting\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"fw-spec\"\u003e\n    \u003cstrong\u003eOfficial Status\u003c\/strong\u003e\n    \u003cspan\u003eNot an Official ID or Credential\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- FAQ --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fw-section\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"fw-heading\"\u003e\n    Frequently Asked Questions\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"fw-faq\"\u003e\n    \u003cstrong\u003e\n      How many styles can I choose from?\n    \u003c\/strong\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      There are six available\n      card styles. Choose your\n      preferred design using\n      the product's Style selector.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"fw-faq\"\u003e\n    \u003cstrong\u003e\n      Are these official identification cards?\n    \u003c\/strong\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      No. All cards are novelty\n      items created for\n      jokes and casual gifting.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"fw-faq\"\u003e\n    \u003cstrong\u003e\n      Can these cards verify a condition\n      or provide a real excuse?\n    \u003c\/strong\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      No. They are not\n      medical documents,\n      diagnostic records\n      or valid excuse\n      certificates.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"fw-faq\"\u003e\n    \u003cstrong\u003e\n      Do the designs look the same?\n    \u003c\/strong\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      No. Printed wording,\n      colors and visual\n      details vary by style.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"fw-faq\"\u003e\n    \u003cstrong\u003e\n      Are these good for gifts?\n    \u003c\/strong\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      They can make fun\n      novelty gifts for\n      people who enjoy\n      playful card designs.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- DISCLAIMER --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fw-section fw-note\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"fw-heading\"\u003e\n    Novelty Item Only\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    These cards are intended\n    solely as parody, novelty\n    and gag-gift items.\n    They are not government-issued\n    identification, medical\n    documentation, disability\n    verification, professional\n    certification, membership\n    credentials or official\n    excuse documents.\n    Health-related wording\n    on certain printed designs\n    is part of the novelty\n    theme and must not be\n    treated as a diagnosis\n    or proof of a medical condition.\n    Use only in appropriate,\n    lighthearted settings.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- SEARCH TAGS --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fw-tags\"\u003e\n  \u003cspan class=\"fw-tag\"\u003eFunny Prank Card\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003cspan class=\"fw-tag\"\u003eNovelty Wallet Card\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003cspan class=\"fw-tag\"\u003eExcuse Card\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003cspan class=\"fw-tag\"\u003eGag Gift\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003cspan class=\"fw-tag\"\u003eSix Styles\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003cspan class=\"fw-tag\"\u003eFunny Gift\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"fw-slogan\"\u003e\n  Keep It in Your Wallet.\n  Pull It Out at Exactly the Wrong Moment. 😂\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- End Wowvio Funny Wallet Cards --\u003e\n","brand":"Krejova","offers":[{"title":"Gold Autism Excuse Card","offer_id":52595138494759,"sku":"KP261112-GGQBK-GAEC","price":13.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold Autism Card","offer_id":52595138527527,"sku":"KP261112-GGQBK-GAC","price":13.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Autism Excuse Card","offer_id":52595138560295,"sku":"KP261112-GGQBK-BAEC","price":13.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Autism Excuse Card","offer_id":52595138593063,"sku":"KP261112-GGQBK-AEC","price":13.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ADHD Excuse Card","offer_id":52595138625831,"sku":"KP261112-GGQBK-ADHD","price":13.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hungry Excuse Card","offer_id":52595138658599,"sku":"KP261112-GGQBK-HEC","price":13.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/2051\/5367\/files\/O1CN01yVkZ3X1G0WuPXX7Y7__2206701740560-0-cib.jpg?v=1794503393","url":"https:\/\/krejova.com\/products\/funny-excuse-wallet-cards-novelty-prank-gag-gifts","provider":"Krejova","version":"1.0","type":"link"}